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02

Nov

09

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Thanks and that.

21

Jun

08

The Ploparazzi

By Stuart 1 Comment

Categories: Uncategorized
Tags: busy writing a book you won't buy, I'M BUSY DOING OTHER STUFF OKAY, news, ploparazzi, the longest 14 days of your life

is on vacation

for two weeks

20

Jun

08

suge

By Stuart 2 Comments

Categories: celebrity, comics and ploparazzi
Tags: boys named sue, deathrow records, marion lol, ploparazzi, rap, suge knight, the fresh prince of bel-air, vanilla ice

19

Jun

08

bono

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Categories: celebrity, comics and ploparazzi
Tags: a friend of lynn's from the baptist church, bono, irishmen, make bono history, music, ploparazzi, the biggest bowl of alpen, the edge, u2

18

Jun

08

knoxville

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Categories: celebrity, comics and ploparazzi
Tags: anal injuries, bam margera, cky, DID YOU KNOW CHRIST WAS A JEW?, jackass, johnny knoxville, ploparazzi, steve-o, the ringer, wee man, wildboyz

17

Jun

08

tyson

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Categories: celebrity, comics and ploparazzi
Tags: boxing, celebrity rapists, concussions, face tattoos, I WANT TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN, I'LL EAT YOUR HEART, insanity, mike tyson, people who would lose to bj penn, ploparazzi

16

Jun

08

tito

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Categories: celebrity, comics and ploparazzi
Tags: dana white, gay metzger is my bitch, jenna jameson, mixed martial arts, mma, ploparazzi, the ultimate fighter, tito ortiz, ufc

14

Jun

08

page

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Categories: celebrity, comics and ploparazzi
Tags: chicks i'll probably marry at some point, diablo cody, ellen page, hipster, indie, juno, ploparazzi, severed winkles, x-men

13

Jun

08

robbie

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Categories: celebrity, comics and ploparazzi
Tags: bell-ends, boobs, boybands, breasts, cunt williams, fat dancer, lactating man-nips, take that, twats, wishes he was a tortured genius

12

Jun

08

hitler

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Categories: celebrity, comics and ploparazzi
Tags: adolf hitler, facist dictators, godwin's law, historical idiots, land before time, nazis, people who only have one ball, ploparazzi, the other is in the albert hall, ww2

11

Jun

08

blind item #2

By Stuart 1 Comment

Categories: celebrity, comics and ploparazzi
Tags: blind item, blind items, celebrity gossip, film stars, hints, jizz, ploparazzi, rumours, wicked whisper

10

Jun

08

spike

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Categories: celebrity, comics and ploparazzi
Tags: clint eastwood, eggs, ernest borgnine, he'd probably think this was racist, midgets, people with shoulder-chips visible from space, ploparazzi, spike lee

09

Jun

08

kingsley

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Categories: celebrity, comics and ploparazzi
Tags: ben kingsley, Dr. White 'onking jamrag 'ucking spunkbubble, no no no no no no no no no no, ploparazzi, sexy beast, siralan sugar, tiger, tiresome demands, yes yes yes yes

07

Jun

08

bowie

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Categories: celebrity, comics and ploparazzi
Tags: being corrected by dan quayle, david bowie, king of the goblins, labyrinth, massive codpiece, ploparazzi, potatoes, the bog of eternal stench, ziggy stardust

06

Jun

08

statham

By Stuart 1 Comment

Categories: celebrity, comics and ploparazzi
Tags: bald men, crank, guy richie sucks, jason statham, lock stock and two smoking barrels, mcdonalds, ploparazzi, revolver

05

Jun

08

two scoops

By Stuart 2 Comments

Categories: celebrity, comics and ploparazzi
Tags: american gladiators, awooga, gladiators, jet's lovely boobies, john fashanu's inability to beatbox, ploparazzi, two scoops, wesley berry, wesley two scoops berry

04

Jun

08

spacey

By Stuart Leave a Comment

Categories: celebrity, comics and ploparazzi
Tags: flip ya for real, GET TO DA CHOPPA, kevin spacey, ploparazzi, predator, se7en, verbal kint, WHATS IN THE BOX???

03

Jun

08

lemmy

By Stuart Leave a Comment

Categories: celebrity, comics and ploparazzi
Tags: kissing a winkle, lemmy, metal, motorhead, nelson mandela, ploparazzi, rock, triple h, wwe

02

Jun

08

devito

By Stuart Leave a Comment

Categories: celebrity, comics and ploparazzi
Tags: batman, boobs, danny devito, gambling, pantaloons, ploparazzi, taxi, the penguin, twins

31

May

08

keanu

By Stuart Leave a Comment

Categories: celebrity, comics and ploparazzi
Tags: bill and ted, keanu reeves, ploparazzi, the matrix, there is no spoon, whoa, WYLD STALLIONS!

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